Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?” “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” “There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.” “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

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